Vix Leyton - Chief Petty Officer
 
What do 50 Cent, elephants, Lord Buckethead and the wife of the man who definitely did not buy adult films on pay-per-view have in common? You’ll find out

Chief Petty Officer is a sharp, visually driven comedy lecture about history’s smallest grudges and the moment they go too far. From imperial overreach to pop culture beefs, stand-up comedian and consumer champion Vix Leyton dissects petty acts that accidentally changed the world, plotting them on an ambitious scientific framework to determine who stopped at the peak – and who disastrously doubled down. Smart, structured nonsense with bite, insight and a whole lot of laughs. Vix is serious about pettiness, and she has a lot of views to share.
Perfect for a BBC Radio 4-leaning brain, history lovers, anyone who has ever briefly considered placing Lego in someone’s shoe, and 50 Cent – he’ll love this.

Discovered by Mark Watson on Twitter in 2019, Welsh comic exiled to Sheffield, Vix Leyton is a natural storyteller with a keen eye for observation, combining warm, whimsical charm, as well as a PR hustler. You’ve maybe heard of her, you just might not know how – could be comedy, could be her consumer champion alter-ego who talks about Clubcard points on BBC morning Live. A Funny Women awards stage semi finalist, finalist for the Industry award and named as ‘One to watch’ in 2023. Not so new comedian of the year 2024 finalist.

Her panel show podcast ‘The Comedy Arcade’ is both an audio success and compelling live show, picking up a nomination for Leicester Comedy’s best podcast in 2021 and racking up sell out shows at Edinburgh Fringe. Regular MC for pro nights including Red Imp Comedy, The Stand and Outside the Box. You can also watch her Special on OUTflix – an adaptation of her 4* debut ‘Antihero’

 “Bursting with impish energy, exudes an infectious delight” Robin Ince 
 "Vix has a talent for reading a room and playing with an audience. She is funny, charismatic, resourceful and likely to achieve great things’ Mark Watson 
 ‘Charming, surprisingly dark and gonna be famous’ Andrew O’Neill
 ‘Like hanging with your funniest BFF.’ Fringe Biscuit 
‘joyously full of funny’ The Scotsman 
‘Purest stand up comedian I have seen in years’ BroadwayBaby 
‘Affable and ebullient’ Steve Bennett, Chortle.

Andrew O'Neill - A Short, Aggressive Lecture On Krill. Then Jokes

Cult comic hikes deep into ideaspace and brings back funny things. But before that, does a short, aggressive lecture on krill.

Andrew O'Neill is an award-winning comedian, musician and best-selling writer. A psychedelic non-binary whirlwind, they combine surrealism, polemic and good old-fashioned stagecraft to produce uniquely counter-cultural stand-up. 

They have appeared on television in Good Omens, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle as well as in Alan Moore’s feature film The Show. They have had two series on BBC Radio 4 - their occult sitcom Damned Andrew and their genderqueer stand-up show Pharmacist Baffler.

Andrew’s book A History Of Heavy Metal is an Amazon bestseller, and has been translated into five languages.
“One of the funniest comics on the circuit today” - TimeOut
"Thrillingly good comedy - it flies at you, picks you up, takes you into its world, makes you laugh, makes you think, makes you feel, makes you care."  ★★★★★ Scotsman

Venue open from 5pm for food & drinks | Doors 7pm | Show 7:30pm | 18+